Now with Added Stupidity!





Nutritional Facts:

Serving Size of 1 Katt

Harry Potter - 15%
Sacrilegious Jokes - 10%
Fashion - 15%
General Stupidity - 20%
My Everyday Life - 10%
Food - 15%
Video Games - 15%

For added flavor add:
1 quater cup mid-life crisis
A dash of anxiety
A teaspoon of living on the small island of Puerto Rico
2 tablespoons of a skewed sense of sexuality
And a half cup of college life

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

i just hid 27 of these little bastards around the house
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and im waiting for my parents reaction

 ”WHY THE SHIT IS THERE A CHICKEN IN MY COFFEE CUP”
the first chicken has been found

“amiee we think you have a problem” my parents say as they hold 15 tiny chickens in their hands

1000 notes because i terrorized my family with small chickens

(via child-like-bitch)

scribbles-and-slash: I usually don’t take pictures of strangers and post them online but… Today at Target this lady was being dragged by her two sons into the toy aisle and since I was looking at Transformers I happened to see them go by. These boys were REALLY excited about something and I wasn’t sure what, so out of curiosity I peeked around the “boy’s aisle” and…. They were grabbing tons of different dolls and accessories and begging their mom for them and what she told them was priceless. She didn’t say no because they were boys who wanted “girl’s toys”….she said, “You already have Ariel, don’t you want someone else?” And one of the boys just kept yelling how Ariel was his favorite. Their mom was just so frustrated and exhausted like they must beg her for princess toys all the time and they probably have so many back at home and I’m sorry but that’s just adorable ;w;

scribbles-and-slash:

I usually don’t take pictures of strangers and post them online but…

Today at Target this lady was being dragged by her two sons into the toy aisle and since I was looking at Transformers I happened to see them go by. These boys were REALLY excited about something and I wasn’t sure what, so out of curiosity I peeked around the “boy’s aisle” and….

They were grabbing tons of different dolls and accessories and begging their mom for them and what she told them was priceless.

She didn’t say no because they were boys who wanted “girl’s toys”….she said,
“You already have Ariel, don’t you want someone else?”
And one of the boys just kept yelling how Ariel was his favorite.

Their mom was just so frustrated and exhausted like they must beg her for princess toys all the time and they probably have so many back at home and I’m sorry but that’s just adorable ;w;

(via child-like-bitch)

beatmewithpixiestix:

rainbowrowell:

Jon Stewart vs. People Who Don’t Understand How Birth Control works

I would also like to point out to these sanctimonious assholes that Medicare used to cover Viagra and all other impotence medications. That means MY hard earned tax dollars were paying for men to have sex. So fuck off with your insanely expensive boner pills, okay?

(via child-like-bitch)