Now with Added Stupidity!





Nutritional Facts:

Serving Size of 1 Katt

Harry Potter - 15%
Sacrilegious Jokes - 10%
Fashion - 15%
General Stupidity - 20%
My Everyday Life - 10%
Food - 15%
Video Games - 15%

For added flavor add:
1 quater cup mid-life crisis
A dash of anxiety
A teaspoon of living on the small island of Puerto Rico
2 tablespoons of a skewed sense of sexuality
And a half cup of college life

allmymetaphors:

ppl always ask me “”what are you going to do with your degree”“ and “"if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it"" and ""where are you gonna move after college"" but here is the thing:

i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone. 

(via rabbit-habit)

At the groceries store

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

(via khloekardssian)

I’m standing too. Now we’re all standing. We’re 5 jackasses standing in a circle

—The most under appreciated Rocket quote in Guardians of The Galaxy (via journey-goddess)

(Source: pokemasterjack, via rabbit-habit)

oh-godno:

ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

NOOOOOOOO

I DONT GET IT????

(Source: bladetheroosterteethfanguy, via fabulousthanos)

imsirius:

Tom Felton's gonna be on here… Would you like to do a little shoutout? We'll play it for him. [x]

(via ashrotten)

whenever i try and learn something new

  • me: It seems that I am not immediately excellent at this
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: it is because I am a failure
  • me: everything I touch dies