Now with Added Stupidity!





Nutritional Facts:

Serving Size of 1 Katt

Harry Potter - 15%
Sacrilegious Jokes - 10%
Fashion - 15%
General Stupidity - 20%
My Everyday Life - 10%
Food - 15%
Video Games - 15%

For added flavor add:
1 quater cup mid-life crisis
A dash of anxiety
A teaspoon of living on the small island of Puerto Rico
2 tablespoons of a skewed sense of sexuality
And a half cup of college life

gwnne:

my partner tried to call me a sweetheart the other day but he misspelled it and I read it as “sweetbeard” and then I decided that this is what dwarf couples call each other

so, naturally, here are two dwarves on a date

(via albinwonderland)

My idea of rich is that you can buy every book you ever want without looking at the price and you’re never around assholes. That’s the two things to really fight for in life.

—John Waters  (via detailsdetales)

(Source: marion--crane, via ashrotten)

unfollowryanross:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

(via lalyfq)

Ok so I was watching Atlantis: The Lost Empire (again)…

shortylego:

rivendellbitch:

originally-remarkable:

rivendellbitch:

And I noticed something…

so this is the first time we see the king of Atlantis, right? 

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Then he says this while his wife is drawn into the heart of Atlantis:

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Notice how he’s not looking away. The next time we see the king, he is blind.

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DOES THIS MEAN HE LOOKED INTO THE HEART OF ATLANTIS, RISKED LOSING HIS SIGHT, JUST SO HE COULD SEE HIS WIFE ONE LAST TIME??????

JUST STOP RIGHT THERE

CANT STOP WONT STOP

AEHHEHHEHEEEEEEEE 

(via sarcastic-raven)

this-wallpaper-is-dreadful:

counterpunches:

hetagarnet:

qichi:

linguisticsyall:

Where does your tongue stay when you’re not speaking? If you’re an English-speaker, it’s behind the top front teeth. If you’re a Russian-speaker, it’s on the bottom of your mouth, lying flat.

#what #for real

I JUST FREAKING CONSCIOUSLY CHECKED AND TRIED TO MAKE IT LAY FLAT BUT NO, IT’S SERIOUSLY AT THE TOP OF MY MOUTH. I DON’T LIKE THIS

 

I WANT TO KNOW WHY

gothgirlsgettingmoney:

My least favorite thing is straight men who come into lush and act like it’s a direct attack on their manhood coming up to me like “I’m in here for my girlfriend” ok thanks for confirming your heterosexuality everyone who likes soap is usually gay

(Source: gendertrashfromhell, via rhubix)

thejabberwocki:

If you ever get frustrated with your writing, just remember that Tolkien once described Feanor as
“wounded with many wounds”

(via samanticshift)